Does anyone have any creative recipes for nursing a loved one back to health?

My rubber chicken noodle soup bombed. :( :( :(

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[Time: 5:23pm...]

[Did you know there was someone this young in the port? She’s small, cute, brown hair and large eyed. She hasn’t been feeling well and her little nose is pink. She might even fall asleep on the viewers, but for now...]

Meow!

[Her hand reached to push a strange paw like arm out of the video view. Her NV... it’s a stuffed bear ( Read more... )

[The video reveals Otacon looking considerably less tired than usual--though where he hasn't dyed his hair in a while, it's showing up a little more gray than he would probably like ( Read more... )

ATTENTION SIREN'S PORT! WONDERFUL NEWS!

Actually, it's three points of wonderful news, and each one is more exciting than the last, so try to contain your excitement until the very end ( Read more... )

Why'd you run away? I wasn't fucking done with you.

[He makes the call because he's heard people talking about the news - and has verified it by reading the newspaper that he grabbed from a man reading it at a street cafe - and the last thing he wants is nonsesen and garbage happening at home ( Read more... )

Hi hi ( Read more... )

[A click, a few squeaks, and an image pops up. A golden mouse is sniffing around the seemingly abandoned NV and then, amidst the chittering and the occassional squeak, a very familiar voice - at least to those who have been here a while - speaks out.]

Well, this is useless.

And by useless, I mean SO NOT GOOD. What the hell happened to me ( Read more... )

[Croc's voice suddenly cuts in, since he decided video wasn't his best option this time. He'd wait a while before resorting to that.]

This place is pretty interestin'! I think I like it here!

[He laughs]

I'm in a bit of a bind though, I don't got any way ta make any money. Plus I'm back at square one from were I was at at ole Gotham. So I need some ( Read more... )

Hm...Well, apparently I've got a good grip on things, now. Such an interesting land. Interesting place, interesting people, interesting technology, interesting myriad of abilities, and all of it crammed together on this one, single island. At the very least, I won't have to worry about growing bored while I'm trapped on this filthy rock.

Allow me to ( Read more... )